Be the boss on EL CAPITAN and conquer our tallest obstacle. Multiple stories of ladders and cargo nets finish with a wild slide ride.
Curse that curve! The only way through is up the wicked warped wall of THE DAMN DAM.
What goes up must come down, amirite? Follow the laws of physics as you go over a wall and under barbed wire or you’ll get nipped by OSCAR THE OUCH.
Keep on track and weave your way across a series of swinging planks on SPLITSVILLE. Slip and you’re on a one way trip to Splashtown.
Up, up and away! Work on your vertical as you go for nothin’ but net on THE WARDEN’S WALL.
Leap that row of scorching flames cuz it’s time to get turnt — not burnt — on WARRIOR ROAST!
Will you enter a plea of CHAINSANITY as you conquer a series of chain ladders?
Not your mama’s spa day. Think mud mask. But for your whole body. And with barbed wire. Smear on the madness with MUDDY MAYHEM!
Your ass is grass in this one, Warrior. Get lower than low and crawl through 100 feet of barbed wire in KISS MY GRASS!
Do or do not, there is no dry. Get super soaked as you take on balance beams and a ramp climb on FO SHIZZLE MY DRIZZLE.
Jailbreak! Swim to the floating island, haul yourself up, and then swim some more to escape from ALCATRAZ.
Try on some lovely lady lumps of slippery mud. Slide down the other side into a mud pit as you master MRS. MUDDINGTON’S MOUNDS.
Make it up the brutal 20-foot wall then pause for your mugshot (update to new pro pic?) before you hit the ground running on CLIMB AND PUNISHMENT!
It’s like a nap, but harder. Slip and slide your way down the track propelled by cargo nets and arm power on UP SLIDE DOWN!